Hubris, hubris, hubris. Been hearing about it a lot these days. But only because a certain professor has thought to plagiarise a lesser known reporter’s work and, when he got caught, sought to justify his actions in – where else? – his column in a national broadsheet. Nakapanlulumo is a word I would use to describe how I feel. Maybe, even: nakakagigil, nakakagago, nakakabastos. He sails to the rivers with his hat on, I guess, a broad smile on his face, the world in his hands.

Maybe this is just a little, tiny thing, but: I won’t accept this. I am hoping that other young writers won’t let themselves be fooled, too. Lord knows this country has had enough.

The Tragedy of Hats
Clarinda Harriss

is that you can never see the one you’re wearing,
that no one believes the lies they tell,
that they grow to be more famous than you,
that you could die in one but you won’t be buried in it.

That we use them to create dogs
in our own image. That the dogs
in their mortarboards and baseball caps and veils
crush our hubris with their unconcern.

That Norma Desmond’s flirty cocktail hat flung aside
left a cowlick that doomed her. That two old ladies
catfighting in Hutzler’s Better Dresses both wore flowered
straw. Of my grandmother the amateur hatmaker,

this legend: that the holdup man at the Mercantile
turned to say Madam I love your hat before
he shot the teller dead who’d giggled at her
homemade velvet roses. O happy tragedy of hats!

That they make us mimic classic gestures,
inspiring pleasure first, then pity and then fear.
See how we tip them, hold them prettily against the wind
or pull them off and mop our sweaty brows

like our beloved foolish dead in photographs.
Like farmers plowing under the ancient sun.

Saw this comic strip last night. The Lockhorns, I think. By Hoest & Reiner. Or maybe I got that the other way around. Anyway, it went like this: “If ignorance is bliss, Leroy, why aren’t you any happier?”

Is it really fine not to know? To settle at the state of the unknowable? And what of the things that pass you by? Ignorance sure isn’t bliss. I know that now. But sometimes, sometimes, it makes you sleep better at night.

Clarinda Harriss

I should be the shiny one,
all my pores oozing the fat
of the earth.

When I lean to the table
my breasts should rest on the cloth
plump as hens.

If I can’t pick and choose, fire
guests who don’t please me after
the first course,

I should at least rule feast days,
blushing as the family toasts
my grand meal.

Instead I’m the pet under
the table, nosing crotches,
begging scraps.